its been a busy and boring day for me today.. errr...
i woke up around 6pm and went to work by 7:30 and even @ mha workplace... err.. soOo boring!!!
i never recieved any calls nor messages on mha fon today, and that also made my day incomplete... i got used to have daily fon calls and even short messages but i dont know why today... errr... ( inis!! )
as i arrived home ( 2 hours ago ) ... browsing the net... trying to look for anything just to make me busy and not to get bored.. but up to nowww.. geeeezzz.... i feel like im a deep shit today.. arghhh
is there anything good that will happen in me today?? or full of boredom and shit??..
oh.. how i wish i could just buy a plane ticket and go wherever i want and enjoy life...
its soOo hOt in here right now.. my room's got a cooler already yet.. im sweating ... errrrr...
anyways, thats it for now...
i dont have anything in mha mind right now for mha blog coz as usual... im pissed off!
gotta go and take a hot bath and go to sleep afterwards... see'yah blogger tomorrow!!! *tsuUuUupPpP*
Si Pedro at Cardo after the exam.
Cardo: Perdo, nahirapan ka ba saquestions sa exam?
Pedro: Hindi!Cardo: Ang galing mo naman!
Pedro: Nahirapan ako sa answers!
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Dahil sa nananatiling "ColonialMentality" ng ating mga kababayan,marami ang nagpapalit ng kanilang mgapangalan matapos silang sumumpa ngkanilang US citizenship. Sa ibabanito ay mga halimbawa ng mga datihangPilipino na tuluyan ng itinakwil andkani - kanilang pangalang Pilipino.
Pangalang Pilipino ... Ipinalit saAmerican
Name
1. Restituto Fruto - Tutti Fruti
2. Casimiro Bocaycay - CashmereBouquet
3. Rogelio Dagdag - Roger Moore
4. Veneracion De Asis - VenerealDisease
5. Alfonso De Asis - Alzheimer'sDisease
6. Topacio Mamaril - Top Gun
7. Francisco Portero - Frank Porter
8. Juanito Lakarin - Johnny Walker
9. Esteban Pagtakhan - Stevie Wonder
10. Leon Mangubat - Tiger Woods
11. Burgos Hari - Burger King
12. Ligaya Almundo - Joy To The World
13. Maria Natividad - Mary Christmas
14. Ligaya Anonuevo - Happy New Year
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Ano ang hayop na hindi sigurado?
-Baka
Ano ang hayop na pinuputol?
- Cat
Ano ang hayop na laging ayos?
- Ox
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Teacher: Miguel spell horse!
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Miguel: H....O....
Teacher: Bilisan mo
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Miguel: H....O....R...
Teacher: Sabing bilisan mo
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Miguel: Ya! Tigidig!!!Tigidig!!!Tigidig...
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IDOT: "Kumusta na? Long time no seeah!"
BONI: "Kararating ko lang galing saAfrica."
IDOT: "Africa?"
BONI: "Doon kami nadestino."
IDOT: "Hindi ba maraming cannibalsdoon?"
BONI: "Nakakatakot nga, pero mgaedukado na ngayon sila."
IDOT: "Hindi na ba sila kumakain ngtao?"
BONI: "Nangangain pa rin ng tao, pero gumagamit na ng kutsara!"
nYtnYtie :D
